Words Women Use

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by potshot, Jul 10, 2005.

  1. potshot

    potshot

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    Fine
    This is the word women use to end an
    argument when they are right and
    you need to shut up.

    Five Minutes
    If she is getting dressed, this is
    half an hour. Five minutes is only
    fiveminutes if you have just been given
    5 more minutes to watch the game
    before helping around the house.

    Nothing
    This is the calm before the storm.
    This means "something" and you
    should be on your toes. Arguments that
    begin with "nothing" usually end
    in "fine".

    Go Ahead
    This is a dare, not permission, DON'T
    DO IT!

    Loud Sigh
    Although not actually a word, the loud
    sigh is often misunderstood by
    men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you
    are an idiot and wonders why she
    is wasting her time standing here and
    arguing with you over "Nothing".

    That's Okay
    This is one of the most dangerous
    statements that woman can make to a
    man. "That's Okay" means that she wants
    to think long and hard before
    deciding how and when you will pay for
    your mistake.

    Thanks
    This is the least used of all words in
    the female vocabulary. If a
    woman is thanking you. Do not question
    it, just say you're welcome and
    back out of the room slowly.
     
  2. Gatman

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    It is so true....;z
     

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    TechGal PooDoos

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    That's just fine, thank you.
     
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