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Words of wisdom

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 21, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Love is grand;
    divorce is a hundred grand.
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    I am in shape.
    Round is a shape.
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    Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
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    Never be afraid to try something new.
    Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.
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    Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
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    Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
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    Even if you are on the right track,
    you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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    Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
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    An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world.
    A pessimist fears that this is true.
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    There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
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    In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
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    Dijon vu --
    the same mustard as before.
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    I am a nutritional overachiever.
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    I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
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    Practice safe eating --
    always use condiments.
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    A day without sunshine is like night.
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    If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
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    It's frustrating when you know all the answers,
    but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
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    The real art of conversation is not only to
    say the right thing at the right time,
    but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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    Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
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    Age doesn't always bring wisdom.
    Sometimes age comes alone.
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    Life not only begins at forty,
    it also begins to show.
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    You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing