"Woodpeckers"

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  1. Glockdude1

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    "Woodpeckers"

    A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which
    place had the toughest trees. The Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree
    that no woodpecker could peck.

    The California woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole
    in the tree with no problem. The Hawaiian woodpecker was amazed.

    The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a
    tree in California that was absolutely im-peckable (a term woodpeckers like
    to use). The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed confidence, said he could do it
    and accepted the challenge.

    So the two flew to California where the Hawaii woodpecker successfully
    pecked the so-called impeckable tree with no problem.

    Both woodpeckers were terribly confused. How is it that the Californian
    woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker
    was able to peck the Californian tree, yet neither was able to peck the
    tree in their own state?

    After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:

    Apparently your pecker is harder when you're away from home.

    :supergrin:
     
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    That was an impeccable Joke! :wavey:
     

  3. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    You have impeccable taste for good jokes!!!

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    10-4 Pistolero. My Indy 500, this needs another read anyway.

    One of the best jokes I've read here :thumbsup: :supergrin: