Wooden yew guess?

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  1. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them.

    The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell.

    Just then a woodpecker lands in the sapling. The birch says: "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is
    neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is ....... the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
     
  2. mjs

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    I'll never be able to look at a bird or tree again, without giggling. ;f