Women!!!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ERASER, Nov 16, 2003.

  1. ERASER

    ERASER Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk!

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    WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
    She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
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    WOMEN'S REVENGE

    "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal, evil thing I could do to him."
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    UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
    I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
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    AND FINALLY, THIS IS TOO GOOD NOT TO PASS ON...
    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
    He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She
    directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. Confused, she says, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
    " You see, it's like this," he replies, "yesterday, I sent my wife to
    the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of
    tobacco and some rolling papers; 'cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper.'
    So..... I figure if I have to roll my own ....... so does she."
     
  2. 218

    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    lol very good! ;f ;a
     

  3. General Sherman

    General Sherman

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    MANS PERFECT BREAKFAST.
    His son is on the box of Wheaties, his daughter in on the cover of Glamour, his dog on the cover of Field and Stream, his lover in the center spread of Playboy, his gun collection on the cover of the American Rifleman, his four wheeler on the cover of Off-Road and Track, and his wife on the milk carton.
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  4. ERASER

    ERASER Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk!

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    Needless to say, I much prefer your version!