Women who read may be....

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  1. RussP

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    One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
    cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

    Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take
    the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts
    her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude
    are magnificent.

    Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up
    alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

    Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?").
    "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

    "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
    "Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you
    could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

    "If you do that, I 'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"
    says the woman.

    "But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.

    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
    could start at any moment."

    "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
    MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can
    also think.

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