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Women Drivers.......

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ERASER, Nov 10, 2003.

  1. ERASER

    ERASER Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk!

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    I was riding my motorcycle to work the other day when I observed a
    female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have
    to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her.

    This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out
    his window and "flipped" the woman off. "Man, that guy is stupid," I
    thought to myself.

    I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a
    female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

    I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.

    That's 96 miles each day.

    Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.

    Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

    There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.

    That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

    Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I
    pass at least
    another 4000 cars.

    That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every
    day.

    Statistically, females drive half of these.

    That's 18,000 women drivers!

    In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.

    That's 642.

    According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying
    or unrewarding.

    That's 449.

    According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have
    seriously considered suicide or homicide.

    That's 98.

    And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.

    That's 33.

    According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
    weapons, and this number is increasing.

    That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that
    has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
    considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

    Flip one off? ....... I think not.
     
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    ATI_RAGE_ 1911 Fanatic

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    WolfmanGK Super Plump

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