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Women Drivers

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, Mar 22, 2003.

  1. scooterbear

    scooterbear

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    Summit, MS
    Driving to my office this morning on IL. Interstate 94 near Lake
    Forest, I looked over my shoulder to the left and there was a woman in
    a brand new Mustang, with her face up next to the rear view mirror
    putting on her eye makeup. I looked away for a few seconds and when I
    looked back, there she was halfway over in my lane, still working on her eye liner.

    It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked
    the Krispy Creme out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying
    to straighten out the car with my knees against the steering wheel, it
    knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into my Starbucks coffee
    between my legs, splashed and burned BIG BOB and the TWINS, ruined the phone
    and disconnected an important call.
    THOSE WOMEN DRIVERS!!!
    ;g