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Women Drivers!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Mar 5, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over
    to my left and there was a woman in a 1966 Mustang doing 70 miles per hour
    with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I
    looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway
    over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare
    easily. But she startled me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which
    knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
    straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked
    my cell phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs,
    splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone and
    disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers!
     
  2. AAshooter

    AAshooter

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    Sounds like quite a fantasy . . . and I am not talking about the mustang, the women, the makeup, coffee, shaver, cell phone or the important call.;P ;P