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Women are Evil - Dont' Mess with Them (Funny)

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mr Jingles, Jan 25, 2007.

  1. Mr Jingles

    Mr Jingles

    Jan 4, 2007
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    The Green Mile
    A woman and a man were involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars were totally demolished but amazingly neither of them were hurt.

    God works in mysterious ways.

    After they crawl out of their cars, the womans says, "So, your're a man. That's interesting - I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

    Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"

    The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completly demolished but this bottle of wine is unbroken. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

    She hands the bottle of the wine to the man.

    The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to her. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on it, and then hands it back to the man.

    The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

    The woman replies, "No, I think I'll just wait for the Police"