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Women and their chemical weapons, I mean hand lotions

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Rabid Rabbit, Dec 7, 2012.

  1. Rabid Rabbit

    Rabid Rabbit

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    The women in the office I was visiting were trying all kinds of hand lotions at the same time. Shortly aftward my throat start constricting and getting harder to breathe, 15 minutes later I was ok but still..... Never had that happened before.
     
  2. Annoyedgrunt

    Annoyedgrunt Dry Heat my ASS

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    I never understood that. I mean, I get the perfume concept, but do we really need to smell you coming from 15 yards away? Makes me wonder how THEY stand it.
     

  3. certifiedfunds

    certifiedfunds Cosmopolitan Bias

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    Excessive estrogen makes your throat swell?

    Give me hives personally.
     
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  4. Spiffums

    Spiffums I.C.P.

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    Olfactory something or other, you quit smelling it after a while.
     
  5. NorthCarolinaLiberty

    NorthCarolinaLiberty MentalDefective

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    Find a creative lawyer. If they were all old ladies, you might be able to file for sexual harassment.
     
  6. NorthCarolinaLiberty

    NorthCarolinaLiberty MentalDefective

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    double
     
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  7. Andy W

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    I like it when my gf uses hand lotion. I'm really not too concerned about the smell. Usually have other things on my mind.
     
  8. Nestor

    Nestor Lean & Mean

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Go for it!
     
  9. ithaca_deerslayer

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    I hate perfumes.

    My nose prefers clean, no perfumes added :)
     
  10. Monte4283

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    "It rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again"

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. K.Kiser

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    Women and their fragrances -- very annoying... When the whole bath and bodyworks went insane years ago, I wanted to live in a bubble... I don't mind some light and clean fragrance that I can only smell when I'm close to them, but some of that mess is an assault and ALOT of those lotions are just purely pungent..

    My male elders told me when I was coming up to avoid those very perfumed woman... It's often to cover up nasty funk..
     
  12. MrsKitty

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    I will only go into a B&BW or any store that sells perfumes and has testers sitting around during slow hours. If possible, I will only go when they first open. I love some of B&BW's stuff but the majority of it I cannot handle.

    I got on the elevator at work the other night. Someone had left my office SIX HOURS earlier and I could still smell her perfume in the elevator. Can you imagine her car during the summer? :faint:
     
  13. FullClip

    FullClip NRA Benefactor CLM

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    :agree:


    The bad part is, when ever I get close enough to give them a good snuffing to check their perfume.....they always run away!!!:freak:
     
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    I hear ya! Wait , you said snuffing while I was thinking sniffing. tom.
     
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