So, women get their cycle pretty much like clockwork, every 28 days. Yet, somehow it always catches them by surprise and SOMEONE has to make a late night dash to the 24 hour Walgreens for supplies. I don't get it. If I got such a thing every 28 days, there would be a tampon storage facility constructed at my home. Climate controlled and, once annually, the Stayfree truck would back up my driveway and deliver a 1 year supply of tampons. Further, I would have forward stocked enough for at LEAST an additional 6 months of supplies in various locations throughout the house, with some in fire and flood proof containers. Can someone explain it to me or is it the same set of X chromosome genes that allows them to drive inexplicably long distances with the "Low Fuel" light illuminated on their dash?