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woman's prayer and man's prayer- humor

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by AZ Gunner, May 8, 2003.

  1. AZ Gunner

    AZ Gunner

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    Woman's prayer

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong,
    One who's loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
    I pray that he is gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And never attempt to hit on my friend.
    Amen.



    Man's prayer

    I pray for twin deaf-mute nymphomaniacs with huge boobs who own a drive through liquor/gun store
    store.
    Amen.
     
  2. ilike9s

    ilike9s

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    Should it not be a Gun store and ammo warehouse?
     

  3. bountyhunter

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    She should also wear a full set of false teeth.
     
  4. Santa CruZin

    Santa CruZin RIP Mr. Mayor

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    She should also be 36" high with a flat head.
     
  5. BriBunn

    BriBunn Lock Talk

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    Lock it for the children!
    She shouldn't be deaf. How is she going to hear you when you tell her what to cook?
     
  6. Santa CruZin

    Santa CruZin RIP Mr. Mayor

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    She should know.
     
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  8. chevrofreak

    chevrofreak Senior Member

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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats hilarious ;f


    i wonder how many people will understand that ;)