woman's prayer and man's prayer- humor

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  1. AZ Gunner

    AZ Gunner

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    Woman's prayer

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong,
    One who's loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
    I pray that he is gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And never attempt to hit on my friend.
    Amen.



    Man's prayer

    I pray for twin deaf-mute nymphomaniacs with huge boobs who own a drive through liquor/gun store
    store.
    Amen.
     
  2. ilike9s

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    Should it not be a Gun store and ammo warehouse?
     

  3. bountyhunter

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    She should also wear a full set of false teeth.
     
  4. Santa CruZin

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    She should also be 36" high with a flat head.
     
  5. BriBunn

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    Lock it for the children!
    She shouldn't be deaf. How is she going to hear you when you tell her what to cook?
     
  6. Santa CruZin

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    She should know.
     
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  8. chevrofreak

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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats hilarious ;f


    i wonder how many people will understand that ;)