Woman's Perfect Breakfast

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  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
    She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
    Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
    Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
    Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
    And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
     
  2. General Sherman

    General Sherman

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    Man's Perfect Breakfast:

    He is sitting at the table with his coffee.

    His daughter is on the Wheaties box.
    His son is on the cover of Business Week.
    His girlfriend is the centerfold for Playboy.
    His dog is on the cover of Field and Stream.
    His boat is on the cover of Salt Water Fishing.
    His custom Glock is on the cover of Shooting Times.
    His car is on the cover of Road and Track.
    His home is on the cover of the Robb Report.
    His second home is on the cover of Retirement Havens.
    His plane is on the cover of Flying.
    His wife is on the milk carton.
     

  3. robwebbg22

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    Ya'll did great!! i LAUGHED OUT LOUD!!! Thanks that great!:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
     
  4. Rebeldon

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    Dog's favorite Breakfast

    His master is sitting at the table with his coffee.

    Bacon is dropped on the floor.
    More bacon is dropped on the floor.
    Even more bacon is dropped on the floor.
     
  5. Wmarden

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    ;f ;f ;f ;f