Woman's perfect breakfast

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  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    A woman's perfect breakfast:
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    > She's sitting at the table ....
    > Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
    > Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
    > Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl,
    > and her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
    >
     
  2. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    Would you repeat that please? [​IMG]
     

  3. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Sorry chute, I didn't think I hit the enter button I guess. I tried to delete it but it won't let me.
     
  4. chip00

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    I have heard that a man's perfect breakfast is when
    -His son is on the front of the Wheaties box
    -His daughter is on the cover of Glamour
    -His girlfriend is in the center of Playboy
    -His dog is on the cover of Field and Stream
    -His boat is on the cover of Bass Fisherman
    -His gun collection is featured in American Rifleman
    -His wife is on the milk carton

    (Sorry Ladies, just a joke as is the woman's perfect breakfast):)
     
  5. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    I like yours better chip, very good!
     
  6. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Both of them were very good lol;f
     
  7. caddyshack

    caddyshack AmbulanceDriver

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    I'm with chip, too.


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