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woman on an airplane

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, May 12, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of
    the plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders
    quite violently in her seat.

    The man isn't sure why she is shuddering and goes back to reading. A few minutes
    pass.

    The woman sneezes again, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders
    quite violently in her seat.

    The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering. A few more
    minutes pass.

    The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and
    shudders again violently.

    The man's curiosity finally got the better of him and he turns to the woman and
    says, "Three times you've sneezed, taken a tissue and wiped your nose then
    shuddered violently! Are you sending me signals or are you going crazy?"

    The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare condition and
    when I sneeze, it causes me to have an orgasm."

    The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even more curious says, "I've
    never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"

    The woman smiled at him and said, "Black Pepper."