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woman goes to a funeral home

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jun 18, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral.

    She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit.

    He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?"

    But she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives him a blank check to buy one.

    When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director how much she loves the suit and asks how much it cost.

    He says, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened.As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a blue suit.

    I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other
    widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her. So... I switched the heads."
     
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    That was GREAT!!!

    I'll have to tell my Dad. He worked in a morgue while going to college. Too funny!

    Koski
     

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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    Thats great! the best ive heard in awhile
     
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    you sir are a sick sick man for mocking something as serious as the passing of a loved one!!!!!!!!!!!











    i like it;N
     
  5. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    My wife & daughter like it, sort of. I think it's the best joke I've heard in months.