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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by CKJH, Nov 2, 2002.

  1. CKJH

    CKJH Millennium Member

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    musings from my mom....

    Why do men become smarter during sex?

    Because they are plugged into a genius


    Why don't woman blink during foreplay?

    They don't have enough time.


    Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

    they refuse to stop and get directions.


    Why did God put men on earth?

    Cause a vibrator can't mow the lawn.



    Why don't woman have men's brains?

    Because they don't have a ***** to put it in.



    Why do men snore when they lay on their back?

    because their balls fall over their *****holes and they vapor lock!!



    Why do men *********e?

    Because it is sex with someone they love!



    Why were men given larger brains than dogs?

    So they won't hump woman's legs at cocktail parties

    vaporlock that explains it
     
  2. Originalsin

    Originalsin

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    Isn't that what "doggie style" is?:)
     

  3. Wolfgangamadeus

    Wolfgangamadeus

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    Know why doctors spank babies when they are first born?


    To knock the d*cks off the stupid ones. :)

    hehe...it's just a joke
     
  4. matt3310

    matt3310 who me???

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