Woman Drove Drunk To Visit Jailed Inmate... for attempted conjugal visit.

Uhhmmm, no I wouldn't!

 

Was she going to visit somebody in particular, or any inmate will do?

 

The way she looks and the amount of drunk she was, probably any inmate would have done.

 

There's always someone who would.

 

Does she have a sister?

 

Umm....yeah, uh...wellll....since she was admitted to the jail, did she get what she came for? Nevermind.

 

Is that Gene Wilder's sister?

 

So. Can we now visit her in the conjugal fashion?


Seems only fair.

 

yeah, but her sis is not as attractive

 

I am glad our system does not have conjugal visits.

 

I think it is his brother.

 

I wouldn't touch her with a 20 meter cattle prod let alone anything more personal!

 

Should have stayed on her bar stool. Not even a fistful of pardons would have gotten her what she came for.

 

How do you say, "Paper Sack" and 2am.....Na, not even if it was double bagged!

 

I wouldn't even want to KNOW if you touched her with said cattle prod.

 

I wouldn't use it twice...nor brag about it.

 

Somewhere sometime somebody has woke up next to her.

 

Blind quadriplegic guys need loving too....



'Drew