Woman Drove Drunk To Visit Jailed Inmate... for attempted conjugal visit.

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  1. RustyShackelford

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    http://www.cfnews13.com/News/Local/2010/2/13/woman_shows_up_for_conjugal_visit_charged_with_dui.html
     
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    Uhhmmm, no I wouldn't!
     

  3. RustyShackelford

    RustyShackelford > OD Glock 32

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    not even if I had blown a .256
     
  4. mr00jimbo

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    Was she going to visit somebody in particular, or any inmate will do?
     
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    The way she looks and the amount of drunk she was, probably any inmate would have done.
     
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    There's always someone who would.
     
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    Does she have a sister?
     
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    Umm....yeah, uh...wellll....since she was admitted to the jail, did she get what she came for? Nevermind.
     
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    Is that Gene Wilder's sister?
     
  10. kahrcarrier

    kahrcarrier FAHRENHEIT

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    So. Can we now visit her in the conjugal fashion? :supergrin:


    Seems only fair. :whistling:
     
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    yeah, but her sis is not as attractive
     
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    I am glad our system does not have conjugal visits.
     
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    I think it is his brother.
     
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    I wouldn't touch her with a 20 meter cattle prod let alone anything more personal! :faint:
     
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    Ol Timer ↓ hog hunter ↓ Millennium Member

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    Should have stayed on her bar stool. Not even a fistful of pardons would have gotten her what she came for.
     
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    How do you say, "Paper Sack" and 2am.....Na, not even if it was double bagged! :yawn:
     
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    I wouldn't even want to KNOW if you touched her with said cattle prod.
     
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    I wouldn't use it twice...nor brag about it.
     
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    Somewhere sometime somebody has woke up next to her.
     
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    Blind quadriplegic guys need loving too.... :sad:



    'Drew