[RustyShackelford]

FLAGLER BEACH -- A woman who drove to the Flagler County Jail to request a conjugal visit with an inmate ended up behind bars herself.
Flagler County deputies say she was drunk.

Deputies turned Denise Rutledge away Friday afternoon because the facility doesn't allow conjugal visits.

Rutledge parked her car at the jail and went inside for the conjugal visit.

Because of the way the 45-year-old was acting, a deputy went out to her car to give her a field sobriety test.

She failed and a breathalyzer test registered a point .256, more than three times the legal limit.

Rutledge is out of jail on $500 bond.

http://www.cfnews13.com/News/Local/2010/2/13/woman_shows_up_for_conjugal_visit_charged_with_dui.html

 

[Adjuster]

Uhhmmm, no I wouldn't!

 

[RustyShackelford]

not even if I had blown a .256

 

[mr00jimbo]

Was she going to visit somebody in particular, or any inmate will do?

 

[vafish]

Was she going to visit somebody in particular, or any inmate will do?

The way she looks and the amount of drunk she was, probably any inmate would have done.

 

[TnGlocker12]

There's always someone who would.

 

[KIMFAB]

Does she have a sister?

 

[Mnukedude]

Umm....yeah, uh...wellll....since she was admitted to the jail, did she get what she came for? Nevermind.

 

[longhair]

Is that Gene Wilder's sister?

 

[kahrcarrier]

So. Can we now visit her in the conjugal fashion? :supergrin:


Seems only fair. :whistling:

 

[silentpoet]

Does she have a sister?

yeah, but her sis is not as attractive

 

[keeper85]

I am glad our system does not have conjugal visits.

 

[silentpoet]

Is that Gene Wilder's sister?

I think it is his brother.

 

[Historian]

not even if I had blown a .256

I wouldn't touch her with a 20 meter cattle prod let alone anything more personal! :faint:

 

[Ol Timer]

Should have stayed on her bar stool. Not even a fistful of pardons would have gotten her what she came for.

 

[Alchemy]

How do you say, "Paper Sack" and 2am.....Na, not even if it was double bagged! :yawn:

 

[Gallium]

I wouldn't touch her with a 20 meter cattle prod let alone anything more personal! :faint:

I wouldn't even want to KNOW if you touched her with said cattle prod.

 

[Historian]

I wouldn't even want to KNOW if you touched her with said cattle prod.

I wouldn't use it twice...nor brag about it.

 

[silentpoet]

Somewhere sometime somebody has woke up next to her.

 

[Gallium]

Somewhere sometime somebody has woke up next to her.

Blind quadriplegic guys need loving too.... :sad:



'Drew