Woman Doing Her "Business" In Parking Lot Busted

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by FullClip, Jan 24, 2020.

  1. Victor Dubya

    Victor Dubya The Kindly Curmudgeon

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    You beat me to it. LOL!!
     
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    glock_collector

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    Maybe you old coggers can chime in...isint this what they make "depends" for??
     
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  3. IAhunter

    IAhunter Venor ergo sum

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    Our dog does that. Walks around pooping.
     
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  4. pittpa

    pittpa What did I come in here for?

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    That would be me, trying to get away from it.
     
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    Somewhere out there, Japanese men are trying to track her down on Facebook.
     
  6. First shot

    First shot

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    Or really needs to but can’t...I admit that I’ve turned onto many a side road with woods for that very purpose... sometimes you just ain’t gonna make it...
     
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  7. jimcorbin

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    Did she write her name in the snow?
     
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    @G30SF/F-250
     
  9. Quijibo

    Quijibo King Doofus.

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    Maybe, since it was an outdoors store, she's a anti gunner or animal rights activist?
    :headscratch:
     
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  10. Gray Dood

    Gray Dood

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    How much poop can a Fruit Loop poop if a Fruit Loop drops eight poops?
     
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    Bead Millennium Member

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    When I was in the Navy we had a phantom shi**er on our ship. Would leave a pile in various places including on ladders (stairs to you land lubbers). Eventually stopped and never was caught. Except for the few who stepped in it everyone thought it was hilarious.
     
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  12. Gray Dood

    Gray Dood

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    Phantom Poopers are VERY common in residential burglaries. VERY common.

    Unfortunately, pun intended, it's not an airtight case.
     
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    To much fiber??
     
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  14. G26-Has-my-6

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    the problem is she "had to go" 8 times? sounds like a mental illness issue here
     
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    Jury of her pee-ers?
     
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    Where I used to work, we had a guy who would smear (his, presumably) feces on the wall of (always the same) washroom, and leave the TP stuck to the wall.

    It took several months to find out who it was. After a while, corporate security posted an undercover guard in an office within sight of the door. Every time someone went into the washroom, a guard would have to go in and check the walls. After a couple of weeks, they finally "got their man". He (the poopatrator) was allowed to resign.
     
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    snerd Horselover Fat

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    Yes, that’s what I meant. She needs help.
     
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    A family friend had his home burglarized. They took dump on the living room rug as A going away present.
     
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    Pistolay Wut? Silver Member

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    And constipated, to boot.