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Woman at the Mirror

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pupcuss27, Mar 5, 2008.

  1. pupcuss27

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    A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy
    with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat
    and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

    The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

    He never heard the shot....




    Never look down on anybody unless you're helping to pick them up. :supergrin: