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Woman at a bar

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Fraser, Jan 19, 2004.

  1. Fraser

    Fraser Millennium Member

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    A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there good looking. How’s it going?"

    She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it."

    He says, "No kidding? I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?