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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 6, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Benny and Mark were at the bar chatting about how much their wives thought of them. Mark said, "My wife, she thinks so much of me that she won't let me do any work around the house. It's great!" Not to be out done, Benny said, "That's nothing. My wife simply worships me..."
    Confused Mark asked, "She worships you? C'mon, what makes you say
    that?" "Easy. Every night she places a burnt offering before me."
     
  2. HandyMan Hugh

    HandyMan Hugh NRA Life Member

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    A lot of newly wed men can relate to that, Okie.

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  3. eddief4

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