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Witch doctor

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by CHEF-LOU, Mar 9, 2004.

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    THE WITCH DOCTOR REMEDY
    >
    >After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to
    perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but
    nothing works.
    >
    >Finally the doctor says to him, "This is all in your mind," and refers
    him
    to a psychiatrist! . After a few visits to the
    >shrink, the shrink confesses, 'I am at a loss as to how you could
    possibly
    be cured." So, finally, the psychiatrist, at his wits ends, refers him to
    a
    witch doctor.
    >
    >The witch doctor says, 'I can cure this." He throws some powder on a
    flame,

    and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says,
    "This
    is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year!! All you have
    to
    do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
    >
    >The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens when it's over?" The
    witch
    doctor says "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it will go
    down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"
    >
    >The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the

    good news. Soon he is lying in bed with her and says "123", and just like
    that, he "rises" to the occasion!
    >
    >His wife turns over and says "What did you say '123' for?