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Wishful Thinking

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, May 26, 2004.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the h*ll?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

    "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

    She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."