Wisdom

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 22, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    *Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.


    *By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.


    *Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.


    *Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.


    *Happiness is merely the remission of pain.


    *I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.


    *If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.


    *If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.


    *Indecision is the key to flexibility.


    *Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.


    *Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.


    *One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.


    *Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.


    *Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.





    *The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.


    *The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.


    *There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.


    *There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.


    *Things are more like they are today than they ever were before
     
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    Why do I like this post so much? Does that reveal some defect in my personality?
     

  3. VANMAN

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    Makes sense to me!:therapy: