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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 31, 2004.

  1. okie

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    The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he
    preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike
    cord as he went.

    Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and
    nearly tripping before jerking it again.

    After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew
    leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will
    he hurt us?"