winter in canada

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 29, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    60 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and woolly hats. Canadian people sunbathe.

    50 above - New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Canadian people plant gardens.

    40 above - Italian cars won't start.Canadian people drive with the windows down.

    32 above - Distilled water freezes. Our great lakes water gets thicker.

    20 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadian people have the last cookout before it gets cold.

    15 above - New York landlords finally turn up the heat.Canadian people throw on a sweatshirt.

    0 degrees - Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadian People throw on a light jacket over the sweatshirt.

    20 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Canadian people get out their winter coats.

    40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.

    50 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadian people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

    60 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products.Canadian cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

    460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Canadian people start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya??"
  2. joegerardi

    joegerardi Lifetime Member Millennium Member

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    May 18, 1999
    Savannah, GA, USA
    Shouldn't that be: "Cold 'nuff for ya, Eh?"