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Wine or water

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 6, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. Body waste.

    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling or filtering and/or fermenting.

    WATER = Poop

    WINE = HEALTH

    Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap.