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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by kentley, Jul 31, 2002.
ONE OF OUR GRADUATES
My sis is naive enough to make sandwhichs for some folks that were at light every day she went to work. They threw them on the ground and said some very UN nice things to her.
IF they wanted work I could find work for them for a month. That is if they have no skills but can follow simple directions and have the common sense of a 10 yr old.
Dude, that used to be me before I started an EVIL LAIR ASSOCIATION.
Really though, we have this one guy that makes the rounds at all the busy intersections.
He's a VET at one corner
He's a homeless widower at another. (I think this is the money maker.)
He's just plain homeless at another.
I'm tempted to use him for some tactical "on the fly" target practice fron the truck sometimes.
People think this is a joke, but it's not. I graduated from this school. ;f ;f ;f ;f ;f ;f
Is he sitting in a pigeon drop zone ? Nasty !
i remember one of the funniest cartoons i ever saw. it was a fly standing on the corner holding a sign: "Will Work for *S*H*I*T"
i thought that was just hilarious!!
The most heart breaking thing I have ever seen is a guy standing on a corner screeming, "WILL WORK FOR CARDBOARD AND A MAGIC MARKER."
There is a guy in my city that carries a sign that says:
"Why lie, I need a beer"