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Saw the funniest thing ever and it made me think of you. Was at a football game this weekend and this guy I know had his Pug there. The pug found a coffee cup someone threw on the ground. That was good for 45min of piss-yourself-funniness.
 

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They are very sensitive about their noses, or lack there of. One of mine had a dixie cup stuck on her entire head for about ten minutes last week, running into walls in every room.
 

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The thing was, Oliver (named for Oliver Cromwell, since Cromwell is the name of the town) would alternate between throwing it around, and humping it.



Sorta like Ender with his dates.
 

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KilgoreTrout;11329483 said:
They are very sensitive about their noses, or lack there of. One of mine had a dixie cup stuck on her entire head for about ten minutes last week, running into walls in every room.
KT do yours randomly bark for no reason? We have one that will get down on his front legs and just bark away.

Once, he barked at the hamper for 10 minutes, then knocked it down the basement steps.... and proceeded to piss on it in a victory celebration? I'll have to post some pics... if I ever take any.
 

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jtm62;11329516 said:
KT do yours randomly bark for no reason? We have one that will get down on his front legs and just bark away.

Once, he barked at the hamper for 10 minutes, then knocked it down the basement steps.... and proceeded to piss on it in a victory celebration? I'll have to post some pics... if I ever take any.
They dont randomly bark, but this is odd about them: Ive never lived in a home that had a doorbell, thus, they shouldnt know what a doorbell is.

Yet everytime there is a doorbell on tv, they wake up and start jumping on and clawing at the door, like im not letting in a potential guest or something.

Its like its hardwired into their brains.
 

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PeterJasonMN;11329496 said:
The thing was, Oliver (named for Oliver Cromwell, since Cromwell is the name of the town) would alternate between throwing it around, and humping it.



Sorta like Ender with his dates.
Humping a coffee cup?

:rofl:
 

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Ender;11330234 said:
I like vaginas.
You must have a healthy self-image. Eric
 

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Eric;11330298 said:
You must have a healthy self-image. Eric

Eric Powell, thread killer. How do you do?:rofl:Eric
 
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