[KilgoreTrout]

In honor George Carlin:
****
Piss
****
****
**********
Mother****er
Tits
Fart
Turd
Twat.

ETA :milestone:

 

[KilgoreTrout]

Like I said, have fun with it. I am going to try very hard to stay out of these group forums and let you guys do what you will, within reason. I'll have the new TOS up by the end of the week. Eric

:highfive:

second ETA I didnt see tyhe restraint part. Can that be my freebie?

 

[KilgoreTrout]

I wish I could have my dentist thread back in this forum, since it got wasted by boob talk in GNG

 

[KilgoreTrout]

So, Eric... Are you gonna come in here and swear about other members?

We won't tell, you can come in and call anybody whatever you want. :supergrin:

Practice using my name, BGH. It will feel ****ing great. I promise!:supergrin:

 

[KilgoreTrout]

That reminds me, there are a few things I've been wanting to say about you... :rofl:

Leave the size of my arms out of it. Between you and easter Im going to have to start lifting weights, and I really dont want it to come to that.

 

[KilgoreTrout]

This isn't the only place the filters are turned off. :whistling:

:shocked: oh no you didunt

 

[KilgoreTrout]

Dude... that thread was too great. Finally, a place to enjoy all this mindless fun with less restrictions and no fear of bannation!

Come give uncle Kilgore a hug honey :hugs:

 

[KilgoreTrout]

Well **** me in the goatass.

thought you would never ask!:supergrin:

 

[KilgoreTrout]

They are very sensitive about their noses, or lack there of. One of mine had a dixie cup stuck on her entire head for about ten minutes last week, running into walls in every room.

 

[KilgoreTrout]

KT do yours randomly bark for no reason? We have one that will get down on his front legs and just bark away.

Once, he barked at the hamper for 10 minutes, then knocked it down the basement steps.... and proceeded to piss on it in a victory celebration? I'll have to post some pics... if I ever take any.

They dont randomly bark, but this is odd about them: Ive never lived in a home that had a doorbell, thus, they shouldnt know what a doorbell is.

Yet everytime there is a doorbell on tv, they wake up and start jumping on and clawing at the door, like im not letting in a potential guest or something.

Its like its hardwired into their brains.

 

[KilgoreTrout]

Humping a coffee cup?

:rofl:

coffee cup openings are.....large.

Pug Nation!

 

[KilgoreTrout]

I like vaginas.

awwww ****. Its here!:supergrin:

 

[KilgoreTrout]

his handwriting is immaculate!

 

[KilgoreTrout]

Check out the look on her face... I KNEW IT! THEY LOVE IT!

how could they not? Its as good as an "I love you" any day. This way, they know we mean it.

 

[KilgoreTrout]

And for that, I owe him at least a case of Shiner.

If BGH drinks shiner, we have something in common.

 

[KilgoreTrout]

I got high with one of my teachers in high school once. It's kinda reminiscent of that. :supergrin:

I can picture BGH in a room with 24 computer monitors and much smog, saying "Dude, didnt we have a bag of cheetos?"

Im just poking fun BGH, dont jump me!

 

[KilgoreTrout]

It'll getcha drunk! You'll be ****in fat chicks in no time!

:rofl:

Is it dark?