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Will it fire me also?

Discussion in 'Okie Memorial Area' started by okie, Feb 9, 2010.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    At the salt mine our time clock is one of those gizmo's that you scan your finger print. I get to the salt mine yesterday and go to punch in and a scree pops up and says "you did a good job yesterday". I wonder if the damn thing can/will fire me also. I can see it now I put my finger over the scanner and a window pops up and says "you're fired asswipe, get the hell out":alex::rofl::rofl:
     
  2. OKgetdown

    OKgetdown Dumb Ape

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    Depends on what finger you use.:wavey:
     

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    GlockerMike God Help Us

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    Best to make sure your fingers are clean, don't want to get it POed at you.
     
  5. Rick O'Shay

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    I'm sure that an LCD-pat-on-the-back really meant a lot to you, eh? :rofl:
     
  6. Geeorge

    Geeorge Sarcasm Inc.

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    Then there's the day you clock in and it says "the urinal has poop in it again":whistling:

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    23skidoo Deceased

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    How does the computer know you did a good job? Is it just saying that to make you feel better about the place. Or does the management check on the quality of work and have the computer let you know instead of a real person telling you that they appreciate your good work. Seems really odd to me.

    Then again half of your posts are pretty odd Okie.
     
  9. OKgetdown

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    Instead of actually, in person, telling Mark he did a good job, some D-bag just enters a message into the computer.

    Kinda takes away something from it, huh.
     
  10. itsgottabeapit

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    A plant I worked at a few years ago had the finger print readers. I never had any luck with them. My finger print would only read half the time and the other half I'd have to go find a supervisor and tell them to put me in the computer.

    I prefer the old fashioned time clock. But I guess it's a way to make sure your buddies can't clock you in or out when you're not there.
     
  11. prism

    prism more ammo

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    I can see it now......


    MESSAGE: There are some black tacos and hot sauce hidden in the building. Good Luck.
     
  12. Geeorge

    Geeorge Sarcasm Inc.

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    Yeah, it's probably one of many 'generic' messages that everyone gets. It's intended to make you feel all warm and fuzzy about the company and your job.
     
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    DARKSHADOW My Work Hobby CLM

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    If it does, tell it to pull your finger. :thumbsup:
     
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    kinda like a toilet saying good job......
     
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    Only if you see them install a reciept like printer, and load up some pink paper. :supergrin:
     
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    This is my favorite thread in a long time on GT. I love Okie's threads.
     
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    Oh, to be Okie's boss for a day...


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    Who's the president of your company, Okie...Spaceley Sprocket? :rofl:
     
  20. okie

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    I could have used that finger when they set the time clock up:rofl::rofl: