A guy sitting in his office at work gets a phone call from the local hospital saying that his wife has been in a car accident, and he needs to get there right away. When he gets there, he is greeted by the emergency doctor treating his wife. "Doctor," says the distressed husband, "how is she?" "Well," says the doctor, "not so good. Your wife was seriously injured, and both of you are going to have some pretty major changes in your lives." "What do you mean?" asks the husband. "Well, you're going to have to feed her. You're going to have to bathe her and change her diapers. You're going to have to clothe her, and take her everywhere with you." "Oh, god, no!" cries the husband. "That's horrible!" "Nah, I'm just screwing with you," says the doctor. "She's dead."