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Widow

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 2, 2007.

  1. okie

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    Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's station-wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.
    "I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
    "Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."
    Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widow's attorney. He called up his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?"
    "Yes, I do."
    "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?"
    "Yes, I have to admit that I did."
    "Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
    Bob's face turns red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."
    "Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"