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Widdle Wabbits

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Gunrnr, Jan 27, 2003.

  1. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

    Oct 31, 1999
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    Land of Enchantment
    A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the
    sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you
    keep wittle wabbits?"

    The shopkeeper gets down on his knees (so that he's on
    her level), and asks: "Do you want a wittle white
    wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one
    wike that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"

    The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans
    forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my
    pyfon weally gives a thit."