Why does the sun lighten our hair , but darken our skin ? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed ? Why don't I ever see the headline " Phychic Wins Lottery !" ? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word ? Why do doctor's call what they do , "practice" ? Why is it that to stop Windows 98 , you have to click on "Start" ? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor , and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons ? Why is a person who invests your money called a "Broker" ? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes ? Why do they sterilize a needle for lethal injections ? You know that "indestructible" black box that they put on airplanes ? Why not make the whole plane out of that stuff ? If con is the opposite of pro , is Congress the opposite of Progress ? If flying in a plane is safe , why do they call the airport the terminal ?