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Why terrorists commit suicide

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Fraser, May 16, 2003.

  1. Fraser

    Fraser Millennium Member

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    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists

    are so quick to commit suicide.



    Lets see now... No beer, No booze, No bars, No

    television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football,

    No basketball, No hockey, and No tailgate parties, No

    pork BBQ, No hot-dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No

    shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks. Rags For

    clothes, towels for hats.



    Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is

    sick and there are no doctors. 24 hour wailing from a

    guy in the tower. You can't shave. Your wife can't

    shave.. You can't shower to wash off the smell of

    donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have

    to wear baggy dresses, and veils at all times. Your

    bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like

    your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.

    Then they tell you it all gets better

    when you die.



    NO MYSTERY HERE
     
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Man aint that the truth LOL:cool:
     

  3. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    Kinda sounds like "marriage" in general..........LMAO