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Why Rednecks Are Not Paramedics

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by b-dallas, Apr 27, 2004.

  1. b-dallas

    b-dallas Señor Member

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    A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when Bubba suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

    Billy Bob whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"

    The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

    There is a silence... and then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"
     
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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    hehehehe ;z
     

  3. 7.62mmFMJ

    7.62mmFMJ Always Forward

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    That's a good one, hadn't heard it before.~1