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"Why Rednecks are NOT in the Medical Field"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Sep 13, 2002.

  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    "Why Rednecks are NOT in the Medical Field"


    A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting with high powered rifles, when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground.
    He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his
    head.
    The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

    He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"

    The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and
    follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

    There is a silence, and then a very loud "boom" is heard.

    The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?????"

    :rofl:
     
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  3. blue-tonic

    blue-tonic Thats My Bush!

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    there was a similar one but this was at a hospital. The dr. says "he might have survived the gun shot if you hadn't gutted him.
     
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    matt3310 who me???

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