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Why Muslim Terrorists Commit Suicide

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ERASER, Dec 26, 2003.

  1. ERASER

    ERASER Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk!

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    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

    Let's see now:

    No Walmart, No television, No home team, No cheerleaders,
    No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf,
    No tailgate parties.
    No Home Depot.
    No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No jambalaya.

    Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.

    No chocolate chip cookies.
    No Christmas.

    You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
    The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
    Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.

    Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

    I mean, really, IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE ??
     
  2. JHS

    JHS Millennium Member

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  3. axel

    axel Nov. 11, 1918

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    get 72 virgins for martyring themselves, then what do female Muslim terrorists get?
     
  4. WolfmanGK

    WolfmanGK Super Plump

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    To be part of those 72 virgins? (And automatically turned 'virgin' at the same time, right?)