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Why men are just happier people !

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by havacoke, Apr 7, 2003.

  1. havacoke

    havacoke

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    What do you expect from such simple creatures?

    Your last name stays put.

    The garage is all yours.

    Wedding plans take care of themselves.

    Chocolate is just another snack.

    You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

    Car mechanics tell you the truth.

    The world is your urinal.

    You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

    Same work, more pay.

    Wrinkles add character.

    Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.

    People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

    The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

    One mood, ALL the time.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

    You can open all your own jars.

    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

    If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

    You almost never have strap problems in public

    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

    You don't have to shave below your neck.

    Your belly usually hides your big hips.

    One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

    You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife.

    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
     
  2. BrassInPocket

    BrassInPocket

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  3. Pinned&Recessed

    Pinned&Recessed 2LT

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    Just remember that Propane fittings are threaded backwards compared to regular nuts, bolts and fittings.

    Changing the tank on his grill confused a buddy of mine for 30 minutes until I showed up at his place. He damn near stripped the threads off trying to force it on with a pair of Channel locks!!!;P ;P
     
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    Only for the FANCY underwear...
     
  5. M855NATO

    M855NATO Millennium Member

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    I think I'm gonna go pee outside...












    ;f
     
  6. David_G17

    David_G17 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

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    yeah, but how many women pay for their own dress?
     
  7. Cynthia

    Cynthia RN

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    Hrmm...I don't see anything wrong with that list...

    God made all that stuff easy for men since they have to put up with us women!
     
  8. MarksGlock22

    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

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    Anybody else now in love? ;f
     
  9. David_G17

    David_G17 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

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    it's a trap! don't fall for it!

    j/k.:)
     
  10. Glock&KimberLady

    Glock&KimberLady Morior Invictus Silver Member

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    Watch out, cynthia, they're on to you! ;a
     
  11. MarksGlock22

    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

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    It may be a trap, But I am a sucker for a pretty girl with a gun!!;f ;a ;f ;a
     
  12. Cynthia

    Cynthia RN

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    LOL :cool: