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Why Math???

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Dirk Pitt, Jan 7, 2003.

  1. Dirk Pitt

    Dirk Pitt Millennium Member

    Jan 12, 1999
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    Why math is taught in school
    > Written By A Very Wise Man
    > I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right
    > in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the
    > shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the
    > driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the
    > woman off. "Man, that guy is stupid,"
    > I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner
    > whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:
    > I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day.
    > Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
    > Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
    > There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982
    > cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the ! rest of the 32 miles
    > is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least
    > another 4000 cars.
    > That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every
    > day.
    > Statistically, females drive half of these.
    > That's 18,000 women drivers!
    > In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642. According to
    > Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or
    > unrewarding.
    > That's 449. According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all
    > females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.
    > And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
    > According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
    > weapons, and this number is increasing.
    > That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY,
    > I drive past at least one female that
    > has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
    > considered suicide or homicide, has PMS,
    > AND IS ARMED! !
    > Flip one off? ....... I think not..
  2. rlfjr

    rlfjr NRA Life Member

    Jan 21, 2002
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    Good enough reason not to flip off my ex.