Why isn't superman obese or at the very least fat?

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  1. Snaps

    Snaps Hail 2 The King

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    DC has been forcing this lie on us for too long, this fit Superman character of theirs. It's just not true though, he should be very fat with no definition.

    Think of Batman, normal guy who busts his ass to be in top shape, top fighter etc.

    Where as Superman lifts a car like a single sheet of paper. Where is he going to build muscle doing that? There's no resistance, there should be no muscle definition.
     
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    He's an alien, technically he's an illegal alien, but that's besides the point.
    You're think about it to hard...
     
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    Now THAT, is funny.:rofl:
     
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    He goes to unpopulated areas of the world and bench presses mountains. He goes to other galaxies and uses dense planets for medicine balls. He goes to the bottom of the ocean and does jumping jacks against the extreme pressure. He has Rosie O'Donnell sit on him and he fights his way out.
     
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    Hamilton Burger Incompetent

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    He was adopted by an American family. Besides, where could we deport him to?

    :puking:
     
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  8. Snaps

    Snaps Hail 2 The King

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    Undocumented sir
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    entered the country (and planet) without going through the proper channels, harbored by symapthetic elderly folks, never applied for citizenship and living under an assumed identity, just wait, ICE is coming for him.. uh...

    :dunno:

    I'll stop hijacking your thread now, just neede some levity, ruff day.
     
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    I have never seen a picture of him eating or drinking anything.
    That may be why he is not fat.:tongueout:
     
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    certifiedfunds Cosmopolitan Bias

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    heyTJ Giddy up!

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    Maybe flying burns a ton of calories. Not to mention he can run real fast.
     
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    TBO Why so serious? CLM

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    Never seen any pics of him getting rid of his sustenance either. :whistling: