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Why I Love Iowa (my home state)

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Feb 25, 2004.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    When its Winter time in Iowa
    And the gentle breezes blow,

    About seventy miles an hour
    And its fifty two below

    You can tell you're in Iowa
    'Cause the snow's up to your butt,

    And you take a breath of winter air
    And your nose holes both freeze shut.

    The weather here is wonderful,
    So I guess I'll hang around

    I could NEVER leave Iowa,
    My feet are frozen to the ground.