Why don't Christians have "72 virgins" as a goal?

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  1. clipper100

    clipper100

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    Heck.... Praying 5 times per day and grinding their foreheads...

    Blowing people and themselves... up!

    Just for '72' Virgins????

    I move Christianity promises the same... maybe we could win?

     
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    Thing is that NO ONE ever said they were female virgins.:whistling::tongueout::rofl:
     

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    GotGlock1917 Lifetime Member

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    Virgins are overrated. I prefer a woman with experience. Just, not too recently.
     
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    Because they had their Middle Ages back in the Middle Ages.

    Someone has a few centuries to catch up on. :whistling:
     
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    LoadToadBoss IYAAYWOT

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    Because in Christianity, our faith is in a God who sacrificed Himself for us so we don't need to sacrifice ourselves for Him.

    Our New Testament faith is motivated by love for our neighbor and our enemy. While some have not lived well by that ethic, many others have.
     
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    because there is no god.










    /trolling
     
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    Catholics should be all over it then :dunno:
     
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    Here's a page showing their "rewards"...Link :supergrin:
     
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    Another Miller prankster

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    virgin or not, 1 woman is MORE than enough for me.2 of them,I be in an early grave.:rofl:
     
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    virgins are terrible, I'd rather have 72 single moms.
     
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    Nope... Not that one...

    Their book describes:

    These virgins are Voluptious and have grrrrreat b**bs ...

    and will serve you 'heavenly wine' for eternity.

    Wonder if it will be Mogan David...and kosher...LoL
     
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    I only wanted one. Still married to her.
     
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    I thought it was a 72" virgin...
     
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    hk_shootr NRA Life member

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    That would be such a pain in the azz!
    I'll keep my bacon! :supergrin:
     
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