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Why don't big planes have baby planes?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jan 14, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City
    to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big
    dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have
    baby planes"

    The mother said, "Well, maybe that's something you could ask the
    stewardess." So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs
    and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes"

    The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me" The boy
    admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there
    are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can ask
    your mother to explain that one to you."