1- The later you are, the more excited they are to see you. 2- Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. 3- If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. 4- Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 5- A dog's disposition stays the same all month long. 6- Dogs like it if you leave things on the floor. 7- A dog's parents never visit. 8- Dogs do not hate their bodies. 9- Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 10- Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk. 11- Dogs seldom outlive you. 12- Dogs can't talk. 13- Dogs enjoy petting in public. 14- You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours a day. 15- Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 16- Dogs like to go hunting. 17- Another man will seldom steal your dog. 18- If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you. 19- A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?" 20- If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 21- A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 22- A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car. 23- If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting. 24- On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater. 25- Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. 26- When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep. 27- Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. 28- Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdales or Neiman-Marcus. 29- If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff.