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Why does a dog lick his privates?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by The Pontificator, Mar 15, 2004.

  1. The Pontificator

    The Pontificator Angry Samoan

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    matt3310 who me???

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    joegerardi Lifetime Member Millennium Member

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    And because he can't make his little paws into a fist...

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    okie GT Mayor

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    "...well you better pet him first"
     
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    Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?


    Because they don't have any balls.
     
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    Why does a dog lick his butt?

    Because he knows he's going to lick your face next.