Why do you do it?

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  1. okie

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    Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to
    their honeymoon boat cruise. The husband says, "Honey, I
    want to stop and pick up some condoms before we go." "Good
    idea," she says. "While you're in there, pick me up some
    Dramamine."

    The groom gets out, walks into the drugstore and says to the
    clerk, "I'd like a box of condoms and a package of Dramamine,
    please."

    "Yes sir, says the clerk, "but do you mind if I ask you a
    question? If it makes you nauseous, why do you do it?"
     
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    A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another
    razor.

    "Why?" asked the barber, "Is there something wrong with this
    one?"

    "I don't know." replied the customer. "But I would appreciate a
    chance to defend myself."
     

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    A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill
    in the Highlands. They had been silent for a while; then the lass
    said, "A penny for your thoughts." The lad was a bit abashed, but
    he finally said, "Well, I was thinkin' how nice it would be if
    ye'd give me a wee bit of a kiss." So she did so. But he again
    lapsed into a pensive mood which lasted long enough for the lass
    to ask him, "What arre ye thinkin' now?" To which the lad replied:

    "Well, I was hopin' ye hadn't forgot the penny!"